
Season Shot is shotgun shells packed not with buckshot, but with... well, seasoning. So say you're hunting duck. Shoot it with a Honey Mustard load. Kills and seasons the bird all at once. No buckshot to pull out. It is environmentally sound.
I am saving this for next weeks sketch writing assignment which is going to be late night talk show monologues.
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