Russia's The Dead Hand
8 years ago
"In February I turn three. And then it will be my birthday. And Roseanne will come over and we'll play with trains.""I don't like loud noises. When I hear a noise I call my mommy."(After almost choking while making a face with his fingers in his mouth) "Wow. I just choked a lot.""Sometimes when I stuff my mouth with goldfish, I choke really hard... and then I cry. But it's okay because I like goldfish.""I sleep in my bad the whole night. Not always but mostly.""I like to sit on the bench but when other people are sitting there grandma and I have to sit over here. But if they move, then we can sit there.""And sometimes... I have a problem with poop.""Coffee is not for kids. But champagne..." (long thoughtful pause) "...is not for kids either.""Coffee can't get hurt."