Showing posts with label future. Show all posts
Showing posts with label future. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 22

FESTO

I have no real idea who FESTO is, but I have quickly become convinced that they are a subsidiary of CYBERDYNE.

First, I saw this lovely video. It makes me want to immediately book a Thank You, Robot & Fat Penguin show just so I have a solid excuse to post this everywhere.

But then it gets weirder.

Here's a large Air Jelly... Pretty but creepy..


Or ones in the water...


And, finally, my greatest fear... robotic rays. Seriously, if the future is going to be filled with these, I'm done.


...oh, god... giant robot rays in the sky...


I'm climbing under the covers now. You can listen to your robot dj overlords all you want.

Thursday, February 26

Watcharama


The fact that this makes me laugh so hard is explained by (1) the amount I've watched Futurama and (2) the amount of times I've seen the Watchmen trailer.

(via Gorilla Mask via Topless Robot)

Monday, January 5

Sport of the future

The other night I climbed into bed and turned on the tv.  It was late (almost 3am).  The 1998 classic Futuresport was on.  Somehow I never watch this materpiece starring Dean Cain, Vanessa Williams and Wesley Snipes.  (Quick plot summery: Futuresport is a sport in the future of electrified balls and hover boards the Snipes had developed in "the streets" or "low zones" for gangs to settle their differences.  But since then it has been co-oped to the "corporations."  Now, Cain, a street player who sold out and went profession has been recruited to play for the North America Team versus the Asian team to settle a war.  If this works, all wars will be settled by Futuresport.  And whoever wins this came get Hawaii... but they are playing with "street rules."  I had no idea who Vanessa Williams was supposed to be.)  I fell asleep after the coach of the N A team was killed by a robotic spider and Cain became the new coach.  This is is the obvious time for the "training montage."  Quick cuts, slow mo, uplifting music.  Futuresport clearly couldn't afford any more effects shots clearly they could barely afford the ones they had), so they settled for a stirring "motivational speech montage."  Since they couldn't afford any more dialog (again, they could barely afford the dialog they had), it was shot just like a "traing montage" - Quick cuts, slow mo, uplifting music.  The team sitting in a circle with just Cain smiling and pointing at people, in slo-mo, and then them smiling or laughing back at him, also smiling.  Very rousing.