FESTO

I have no real idea who FESTO is, but I have quickly become convinced that they are a subsidiary of CYBERDYNE.

First, I saw this lovely video. It makes me want to immediately book a Thank You, Robot & Fat Penguin show just so I have a solid excuse to post this everywhere.

But then it gets weirder.

Here's a large Air Jelly... Pretty but creepy..


Or ones in the water...


And, finally, my greatest fear... robotic rays. Seriously, if the future is going to be filled with these, I'm done.


...oh, god... giant robot rays in the sky...


I'm climbing under the covers now. You can listen to your robot dj overlords all you want.

My greatest fear

The dark scares me a bit. I don't like watch syringes going into flesh. I have the standard fear that everyone around me are just tolerating me. But all of hose are just minor fears.

But rays? Sting rays, manta rays, even skates... wig me out. Just looking at the photo below makes my stomach churn. I want to run away from the computer and hide in the closet.
I also think they are beautiful. But beautiful in the way that something that wants wrap its fleshy wings around my head and slowly suck my eyes out of their sockets is beautiful.

Link.

(via Boing Boing)