DCM Body Count. Day 3.

8/6
Improvised Shakespeare Company - body count: 1
The Arab commits suicide once he realizes his bride-to-be's beauty was just magic and his dismay at being deceived by a Christian nation - 1
The Swarm - body count: 2
Songbird killed by an existential buzzard - 1
Little league pitcher battered to death by little league batter - 1
Ragnarock - body count: 1
Throat slit - 1
The Scam - body count: 1
Theater worker crushed by wrecking ball - 1

Total for Wednesday, Aug 6th: 5
DCM Total to Date: 22

(Thanks to body counters mikethelibrarian, Sry An and Brett White)