Not a lot to say about this one. It's tall. It's white. A bit Masonic. Much like the ex-Congressman C. Thomas McMiillen that I sat next to at Cirque du Soleil last night (more on that later). But seriously, what can you say about a great stick of stone. Something about penises, I guess... but I really have nothing to add. Maybe there is some place in D.C. where you can line up the Washington Monument with the Jefferson Monument so that the Jefferson looks like a scrotum. That could be humorous. But also a long way to go for a penis joke.