Oh god. Look, I have had a goatee in the past. Sometimes I still end up growing one. The reason I do it now? Usually I haven't bought new razors and the blades are only sharp enough to shave the relatively easy areas of the cheeks and neck. Short answer: I do it when I'm lazy. So to have a tool (oh the irony of that word) to make goatee shaving easier is, well, mind boggling.