DCM Body Count. Day 5...6...7...

Note: My notes are horrible and were written while drunk or sleep deprived or just while laughing really hard. And there were the times I just didn't take notes. And I think I lost half of my notes. So this is also by my (faulty) memory. Don't hate me if I miss some or get them wrong. Just correct me.

8/8
MySpace - body count: 3
Pedestrians snipered by the Mayor of Austin - 3
Police Chief Rumble - body count: 15 (approx.)
Assorted, especially by sniper at scene ends - 15 (approx.)
Baby Wants Candy - body count: 7 (?)
Bureaucrat dies - 1
Dog shot to become ghost so bureaucrat won't be lonely - 1
Everyone else shot - 5 (?)
The Satellites - body count: 2
Double suicide by cop and criminal during hostage situation - 2
Death By Roo Roo - body count: 2
(note: I only caught the tail end and could see or hear well so this may be very wrong)
Crazy man with retard strength by some sort of suicide - 1
Estranged father of UFC fighter shot repeatedly by diner owner - 1
Revolver - body count: 1
Neck broken by ninja master - 1

Total for Friday, Aug 8th: 30
DCM Total to Date: 63

8/9
Wicked Fuckin' Queeyah - body count: 3
Woman killed in McDonald's (I forget how she died) - 1
Mantzoukas, on backline, scene painted as "dropping dead" - 1
Improv Verité - body count: 3
Double homicide by gun - 2
Suicide by gun - 1
Thank You, Robot - body count: 5
Man nummed by babyies (O.S.) - 1
Suicide by gun so would not have to get nummed by babies - 1
Nummed by babies after they got into house - 2
Suicide by tampon loaded into a gun (O.S.) - 1
Bad Data - body count: 2
Teacher died of tuberculous and/or STD - 1
Grampa Pirate fell out of boat - 1
The Wilhelm - body count: 1
Suicide of janitor at law firm (gun) - 1
The Stamp and Coin Club - body count: 2
Boy with ball hit with car twice, dosed in oil, crush by R/C airplane - 1
Runway worker hit by airplane and/or bus - 1
Veal - body count: 1
Woman sucked out of airlock - 1
Scherer, Schiffmann & Schick - body count: 2
Deaths of Mae West and Mae East - 2
Improvised Shakespeare Company - body count: 10
By executioner (axe) - 2
By suicide INSTEAD of by executioner - 3
Faeries by disbelief - 3
Witch (I some how forget how) - 1
King beheaded by daughter/father of unborn child - 1
DeCoster - body count: 1
Disintegrated by robot - 1
Code Duello: Hamilton & Burr - body count: 2
Fake sabertooth taker by neck snap - 1
By duel - 1

Total for Wednesday, Aug 9th: 32
DCM Total to Date: 95

8/10
Ragnarock - body count: 5
Double suicide pact carried out by hanging while an a capella group sang "Why Do Fools Fall In Love" - 2
Run through with sword by bride for interrupting wedding - 3
Bedtime Stories for Kidnapped Children - body count: 3
Husband shot by wife - 1
Woman cut into tiny bits by husband after third party cuts off and steals her fake breasts - 1
Superficial high school girl gassed - 1
Beauty Love Truth - body count: 2
Stabbed with wooden stakes by alien - 2
Rogue Elephant - body count: 18 (aprox.)
Assorted murders in bad part of town - 18 (approx.)
Monkeydick - body count: 1
Rocco died at some point but I forget why or how - 1
5 Dudes - body count: 2
The boy who cried fire in Duane Reade shot during chess/bingo/Life/etc game - 1
Ironing board/Zach Woods - 1

Total for Friday, Aug 10th: 38
DCM Total to Date: 126