Wednesday, June 18

Things I say out loud to myself when watching tv

"I knew it was in that case."

"Who in their right mind goes on The Real World and not expect to by surrounded by booze?"

"Why am I watch Two And A Half Men? Why am a laughing?"

"What if the Galactica itself is the last Cylon?"

"That looks disgusting and I still want to eat it."

"Well, I have a plan to stop the spread of genital herpes, but you're not going to like it."