At the last minute, US Airways' then-chairman Stephen Wolf started arguing for a 5 percent discount on the selling price.
"Pierson began slowly lowering his trousers and saying 'I have nothing more to give.' He then allowed the trousers to fall around his ankles."
I think Improv Everwhere should send an invite to him to be the Master of Ceremonies at the 7th Annual No Pants Subway Ride.