My poor tribute to Snakes on a Plane

Apologies to Theodor Geisel, Samuel Jackson, the makers of Soap, every poet ever, okay, apologies to everyone. My only excuse is that I spent very little time on this.

I do not like when snakes attack
I do not like them
Samual Jack(son)

I do not like them here or there
I do not like them in the air
I do not like them in a plane
I would not, could not, in the the cabin main

I will shoot them back in coach
I will shhot them when on approach
I do not like them in first class
I will shot them in their ass

I do not like them in the cockpit
I would not, could not, ever mock it
I do not like when snakes attack
I do not like them
Samual Jack(son)