Sunday, January 18

Xbox Taco Assailant

Teen charged assaulting mom with taco. (FoxNew, Orlando)

From Kotaku's post on the subject:
This reminds me of The Untouchables: "You wanna know how to get Zachary? He pulls a taco, you get a chalupa; He throws a mexi-melt, you grab a seven-layer burrito. That's the Orlando way!"