The problem is that I haven't led an extremely interesting life. Yes, yes. I know there are those of you who are going to say "Pshaw, Chris! Your life is interesting! Everyone has something to say." I have plenty to say, but let's be fair - I had a great childhood, I have a great family. I am white, financially comfortable and straight. I haven't traveled tons and when I have it has always been safe. I've never done more then dabble in narcotics before I discovered that besides occasional drinking, it wasn't for me. I know a little about a lot of things. I know coffee. I know food. I know science fiction and speculative fiction and story in general. And god knows the word doesn't need another show about (1) acting, (2) writing, or (3) comedy.
So that leaves me at loose ends a bit. But I have a few ideas.
• For a long time, I've been working on a one man piece about Philip K. Dick's nervous breakdown (or visions or whatever) of the mid 70s. Great material and I love it but (1) I would be totally miscast in it and (2) it is only funny in parts. It is dark and weird and emotional. I just don't have a handy venue to pitch it to right now.
• Depression. It's not like there aren't a ton of pieces about that, but I think it could be funny/sad. I just don't know if I have the right angle on it yet. I think I still need some distance on it.
• Sex. Again, the world doesn't need tons more on this. But I have had my share of relationships, stretching across the spectrum of possibilities. I have tons of stories and thoughts. Of course, it makes me a bit nervous. (1) A whole show about "the women I've been involved with" could come off as bragging. (I'd say it is a sign that it's a sign of my ability to form intense bonds and then not make the final step to fully give myself over to them but it is a fine line.) (2) I am uncomfortable putting my partners' lives up on stage. Names can be changed and the chance of them actually seeing the show are slim, but I still am protective of those memories/lovers. (3) If I am totally honest, I will come off as an ass. Yes. An ass.
Still, I think I may do it.