Tuesday, July 15

Asimov's 30 Laws of Robotics

From Something Awful's complete list:
10. A robot, when given contradictory orders by two human beings, and assuming those orders do not violate the First Law, must decide which order to follow based on which human being has a deeper voice.

13. A robot ought to spend some time outdoors, because it is such a nice day.

23. A robot must shut up around girls and let me, Isaac Asimov, do the talking; however, a robot may bail me out if things start to go haywire.

24. A robot must plant two trees for every cat it kills.
(via Boing Boing)