It's no "Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?" but...

SPOILER ALERT.

I'm working my way through Frank Darabont's Indiana Jones IV draft that appeared on the interwebs. I'll chat more about it in more geek-obsessive-what-could-have-been detail later, but I did want to share my favorite line so far.

Bottom of page 64, after a hair raising biplane chase/fight scene.

INDY
The monkey pooped on my chest.

See? That's good writing!